Review of Pluto's Surprise Package

. . . depicted in this Dizzy Nature Film--whose name is rejected by this site's spell-checker--ever has survived a fall of more than ten feet. However, PLUTO'S SURPRISE PACKAGE pictures a tortoise plunging at least twice that far, and emerging from the lilies none the worse for wear. Therefore, if will surprise few viewers to learn that the mortality rate for America's pet turtle population sky-rocketed almost 300% during the decade after this debacle's release. Such is the power the Big Screen had in the Bad Old Days over America's thoughtless tots, as legions of turtle masters unsuccessfully tried to duplicate the Dizzy Tortoise Challenge Toss.