Review of Tick Tock Tale

. . . producer, the title character of TICK TALK TALE drops trow each time the quarter hour chimes. At the time TICK TALK was released, such full mount-tee shenanigans were considered harmlessly hilarious. However, nowadays such a clock would be neutered before anyone could ask a question. Of course, clocks that can walk and talk are more likely to elicit screams of terror than belly laughs. Whether a clock's pants are up or down, no one wants one climbing into bed next to them. They have so many hands, it would be hard to keep track of them all. Which raises the question of what kind of deranged individual would try to rob a clock shop? If they're caught and convicted, fat chance of getting time off for good behavior.