2/10
This movie can't make up it's mind
7 July 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Is this a comedy? Is it science fiction? Is it an action film? Is it fantasy? IT IS NONE OF THESE. I kept expecting someone that rated this really high to say, "MAN THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST ENDINGS OF A FILM I'VE EVER SEEN!"

But there isn't one because this film is the same all the way through from beginning to end it's a random idea of "something strange you could do with your body" that a random universe is actually doing with your body and some unexplained technology that will instantly give you all the knowledge that strange person has to use in your own universe ..... TO FIGHT YOUR GAY DAUGHTER THAT HAS BECOME SO POWERFUL SHE THREATENS ALL UNIVERSES.

That's not brilliant, that's just dumb. So if you shove a anal dildo up your butt (which is in the film I'm not making this up) suddenly you'll get superpowers of a MCU level to fight. This film is specifically the reason that I hate all superhero films lately. All the good guys are invincible, they cannot be hurt, you know they're going to win in the end. So you can STUPIDLY do something silly, hit your earpiece and now you can fight like Jackie Chan on steroids.

PUH

LEASE

It stopped being funny 5 minutes in, this film is tedious and dumb. None of it even TRIES to make sense. A waste of talented actors in roles outside of their wheelhouse because they're outside of EVERYONE's wheelhouse.

Robin Williams would've have a difficult time acting in this film. I don't know what is attractive about this movie at all. Is it the short attention span of a hummingbird required to enjoy a character switching personalities every 4 seconds? Maybe a love of a 63 year old Jamie Lee Curtis dong unintentionally very bad kung fu moves?

This isn't a haha so bad it's good movie, it's a really bad film.
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