A shallow and irritating experience all the way through, Aliens vs. Predator Requiem somehow doubles down on the terrible moments of the last film to make for the worst entry in either franchise and easily one of the worst films i've ever seen. I'm honestly trying to think of a single salvageable moment throughout this disaster, but i'm honestly coming up short. Just nothing works in this movie whatsoever, whether it's the shotty action, the lame special effects, the horrendous cinematography, the often unbearable acting, or the incredibly messy script. The dialogue is so forced and generic, it almost feels like it was written by a bot, and the film is just so hard to look at at times- not just for how ugly and boring it all is- but also because it's just hard to see. How can you take two of the coolest characters in all of film- and make them fight each other in the dark? They might as well have been eating spaghetti! The story is also just all over the place, with tons of random characters that end up serving no purpose whatsoever until much later on- and even then they prove to be still pointless, or incredibly filler and uninteresting. In the end, Alien vs. Predator Requiem is a frustrating film at best. It puts no effort into delivering a decent story for its characters and gives me too many things to gripe about to even ironically enjoy.
My Rating: 1/10.
My Rating: 1/10.