1/10
Goes absolutely nowhere!
14 September 2022
What the heck!

Was this improvised?

It starts off fairly well, but goes absolutely nowhere. It's like the cast were just making it up as they went along.

Boring, slow, tedious and non-sensical dialogue, from start to finish.

Not even an ounce of a storyline, or plot.

Nearly 90 minutes of build-up, with the biggest anti-climax I've seen in some time.

How can someone give this the green light, then someone else make this, act in this, direct this, film this, edit this...and RELEASE THIS?

Absolutely horrible! If I had paid to watch this, I would ask for TWO refunds. Wasted my morning on this.

Justin Long and the female lead had zero chemistry. Where was the horror? 5 seconds of a woman's reflection in a mirror? I'm sorry, but the word 'horror' shouldn't be within 100 miles of this movie.

And House of 'Darkness' was the perfect title...as it's almost pitch black for 90% of the movie.
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