1/10
Boring yet very expensive
25 October 2022
I've seen this film dozens of times at a very high cost, yet never enjoy it. Dull, contrived, poor acting, weird handshakes and circles of spooky prayer. The best part is operatic Satan speaking directly into the camera, warning viewers he will "reign down with BLOOD AND HORROR on this earth!" Classic. Otherwise wholly dull. Eve is an automaton who only speaks to Adam, not straight to God. God and Jesus wear hip white lamé gowns but go barefoot, inexplicably. Best part is a few breaks to be shown secret handshakes by elderly temple workers. 0/10 recommended. Use your 10% income to pay bills, travel, uplift the poor.
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