Needs more screaming, especially the hysterical kind. I love how the complete lack of logic drives the movie forward. I gave it one star but really, it earned the coveted dumb & a half rating. At least it's all original, right down to the stolen plot line and the climax by fire. William Golding should have thought of that. Oh boy, 267 characters left to go. What else can one say about this dreck? Well, my cat said meow about halfway through so she approved... or maybe she was hungry... I'll ask her... Oh, hungry. 83 to go. This film is dream fulfillment for all the ugly men with bad teeth out there who hope and dream about ending up with the hot babe. Guess what, dorks... Un-uh, ain't gonna happen... Phew.
Review of The Island
