Because this, ladies and gentlemen, is, as we used to say in the Navy, is a hurter. Terrible acting, terrible script, painful to watch from beginning to end. I truly wonder how they talked big name (if not big draw) actors like Udo Keir, Billy Drago and the late, great Carradine. I mean, I know that none of them command great salaries anymore, but I'd have thought they still had a little self-respect. They clearly were just here for the paycheck (I hope they cleared).
The only folks who should voluntarily watch this tripe are the good folks at Rifftrax. All else, steer clear. You have been warned, my friends.
The only folks who should voluntarily watch this tripe are the good folks at Rifftrax. All else, steer clear. You have been warned, my friends.