We made it 20 minutes.
I still have enough to write a dissertation about how bad this movie is.
1. JACK FROST ICE BOI'S MOUTH DOESN'T MOVE WHEN HE TALKS.
2. Until it suddenly does.
3. Then it doesn't again.
4. Special effects with snow that look like Instagram filters.
5. Trying way too hard. Everyone. Everything.
6. People being "thrown to the ground" but they fall like dramatic feathers.
7. This movie takes itself VERY SERIOUSLY.
8. Homie supposedly made of "ice" has dangly ice fabric that wiggles when he breathes.
9. Ice boi sliced someone's neck open and there was no blood??? Christmas magic!
10. "Psssst......act" the director to every random person they met on the street to act in this movie.
This movie is so bad it's bad. There are no redeeming qualities. I don't turn movies off. I couldn't run away from this quickly enough.
Y'all I can't even break this one down. I feel like I already did. I've seen enough. You've heard enough.
Rating: 1/10.
I still have enough to write a dissertation about how bad this movie is.
1. JACK FROST ICE BOI'S MOUTH DOESN'T MOVE WHEN HE TALKS.
2. Until it suddenly does.
3. Then it doesn't again.
4. Special effects with snow that look like Instagram filters.
5. Trying way too hard. Everyone. Everything.
6. People being "thrown to the ground" but they fall like dramatic feathers.
7. This movie takes itself VERY SERIOUSLY.
8. Homie supposedly made of "ice" has dangly ice fabric that wiggles when he breathes.
9. Ice boi sliced someone's neck open and there was no blood??? Christmas magic!
10. "Psssst......act" the director to every random person they met on the street to act in this movie.
This movie is so bad it's bad. There are no redeeming qualities. I don't turn movies off. I couldn't run away from this quickly enough.
Y'all I can't even break this one down. I feel like I already did. I've seen enough. You've heard enough.
Rating: 1/10.