1/10
So bad it's - still bad.
23 December 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Catalina is basically a prostitute - her mother isn't much better as she sleeps with her daughter's husband and ends up pregnant.

She believes her daughter to be dead - so she calls her newborn - yeah - you guessed it - Catalina.

She draws a yellow line outside their door - you can't cross this unless me or your father are with you. Whoooosh - fast forward fifteen years. Catalina is about to become fifteen - really? She looks more like twenty five - whilst her mother who should be around fifty three by now - hasn't aged a day - neither has her father.

In fact - neither has anyone.

As for acting - well the fake boobs did well - their owners not so much.

It proceeds in the expected fashion as Catalina falls in love with the delivery boy - gushy gushy gushy.

It's amusing how her mother takes the moral high ground being as she stole her daughter's boyfriend - don't do as I do - do as I tell you is her mission statement.

A drug lord of about sixty years of age wishes to marry Catalina - who is fourteen years old.

I'll leave you to be the judges of that.

I can't take any more of this tripe.
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