3/10
What nice young teeth you have
30 December 2022
Warning: Spoilers
The film opens with a disfigured woman at a remote house late at night wanting to come inside. The owner refuses as the woman breaks in and uses a hammer to club the owner and remove her teeth. The police arrive. Some time later a group of teachers take a trip to the same house with some kids making it a working vacation. Sammy (Paula Coiz) who has mobility issues is first introduce so would be our final girl. The kids visit the historic forest adjacent to the home where the first settlers came to England. The group decides to go to town to wet their whistle leaving Sammy home alone to babysit. Neil (Genna Loskutnikov) is the stud in the group as Sammy willed him to drop the towel. Meanwhile he is giving Erin (Giedre Jackyte) some real cozy pool lessons. The radio lets us know several local mental health patients have escaped as our lady with a hammer and screwdriver shows up to perform some extractions.

From what I gathered she wasn't really the Tooth Fairy per se, just a crazy woman. She had no supernatural powers. The film was predictable. She could have at least knock out one kid's tooth. It lacked good horror and dialogue.

Guide: No swearing, sex, or subtitles. Male butt nudity.
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