Snow Falls (2023)
1/10
Shot in 6 days. Same amount of time the writer must have attended school.
20 January 2023
Warning: Spoilers
The film is about a group of friends trapped in a cabin during a blizzard and they start to freeze to death. I think the writer's brains froze when they wrote this script.

Snow is coming down the entire film and the group gets snowed in, yet we see multiple shots throughout showing the cabin with the same dumb snowman outside surrounded by the exact same light level of snowfall.

They can't drive to safety because the road is blocked by snow. The same level of snow that continually surrounds the snowman. They might have well stuck a big ruler in the ground next to it for a laugh.

When the fire begins to go out the friends find they're quickly running out of firewood to burn. No one seems to notice they're surrounded by multiple sources of wood. They even have a big shiny axe to cut it with. The entire cabin is made of wood. The walls, doors, tables, chairs, trees outside, even the acting is wood. Everything!

Remember that road they couldn't drive to safety on? The police car at the end of the film doesn't seem to have any trouble driving along it. Maybe only one lane was clear and the gang didn't want to drive on the wrong side of the road or something. Definitely better freezing the death than getting pulled over.

This whole film is dumb, boring and I'd rather freeze to death than watch it again.
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