It's an absolute wow.
Painfully cheesy, repetitive as the drumming of a woodpecker, script recycled from a hundred movies before and once again over the toppish CGI. How many old and new monsters can you cram in? Just about as many as old and new actors to awoke that fuzzy warm feeling you had when first watching Jurassic Park three decennials ago!
Could I conjure up anything good here? I kind of like that Malcolm character and Jeffie does him quite well but it's just not near enough.
It took absolute determination to get through the whole movie without putting it on x2. Man... Hollywood is reaching new lows by the number.
Painfully cheesy, repetitive as the drumming of a woodpecker, script recycled from a hundred movies before and once again over the toppish CGI. How many old and new monsters can you cram in? Just about as many as old and new actors to awoke that fuzzy warm feeling you had when first watching Jurassic Park three decennials ago!
Could I conjure up anything good here? I kind of like that Malcolm character and Jeffie does him quite well but it's just not near enough.
It took absolute determination to get through the whole movie without putting it on x2. Man... Hollywood is reaching new lows by the number.