Review of Shuteye Popeye

. . . picture, because reviewers are not allowed to mention anything that the suits employed by the Big Sleep industry may find offensive. Since SHUTEYE POPEYE, as its title implies, revolves around the title character's nocturnal snoozing habits, writing a comment without being able to allude to 37.5 of the sailor's 40 winks is akin to trying to type with a couple hands tied behind your back. The Big Sleep bozos, of course, are making billions hand-over-face by raking in Big Bucks with all manner of drugs, sleeping pills, snooze potions, white noise tapes, blindfolds, ear plugs, expensive machines with lots of gizmos and tubing, special bedtime snacks, injections, story books and what have you. Rip Van Winkle would be appalled.