Snowbound (2017)
2/10
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21 March 2023
Warning: Spoilers
By looking at the names in the credits, it's clear this is a foreign film made for an English-speaking audience. It's no excuse, however, for the piece of garbage I just watched. About the only thing this movie has going for it is boobies. Everything else about it is just awful.

Acting = terrible Dialogue = horrible Music = janky Cinematography = amateur Story = bad bad bad, by far the worst part

Nothing in this movie made sense. Why were they left naked in the woods? How did the party host get them all out there in middle of a GIANT forest so fast? How did he leave no tracks from where he deposited them? Was he watching them from a secret room? Hole in the wall? Attic? Basement? What was with the little voodoo dolls, that did nothing? Was he just making a diorama? Most importantly, why did they choose such a terrible actor for the main bad guy? His line delivery was just god-awful, in every scene. And the ending makes no sense. So the chick didn't die? Where are they all trying to walk to? Why didn't they just run away from the beginning? I don't get it at all. This whole movie is a head-scratcher. Don't waste your time.

2/10, for the many boobies. No way would I watch again.
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