5/10
Kommissar X
16 April 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Instead of having that who is your favorite Bond discussion, we should all talk about who our favorite remix remake ripoff Bond is or which movie is best. Man, Kiss Kiss, Kill Kill is a pretty good one, even if it has some of the most laddish louts I've seen in one of these.

Based on Kommisar X, a popular series of crime novels from Germany, Kommissar X is a private detective and FBI Special Agent named Joe Walker, who is played by Tony Kendall. He's paired with New York City police captain Tom Rowland is played by Brad Harris).

This is just the first of seven movies in this series of films.

The two men meet and come together to figure out why a scientist named Bob Carroll was killed. It. Turns out that a rich villain named Oberon (Nikola Popovic) who was stealing gold from his partners by irradiating it and having Carroll fix that at the cost of his own life when he became sick.

With a theme song called "I Love You Joe Walker," you know that he's going to be one of those spies that swing.

I kind of wonder how every Eurospy villain has an army made up of women with go go boots. And somehow, Joe Walker can turn any of them to his side with just a kiss. One can only imagine if he can do that vertically, what he does when things get horizontal.

Director Gianfranco Parolini went from peplum to westerns to Eurospy with ease, making three of the movies in this series, as well as The Three Fantastic Supermen, If You Meet Sartana...Pray for Your Death, the three Sabata movies, God's Gun and the fantastic Yeti Giant of the 20th Century. He wrote the script along with Giovanni Simonelli (Jungle Raiders, The Crimes of the Black Cat, The Face With Two Left Feet, A Cat In the Brain), based on the books by Paul Alfred Muller AKA Bert F. Island.

This movie is a total blast, made in the time when ironic and cynical films did not seem to exist.
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