Just a bunch of hipsters in a cabin in the woods, trying to scare one another and creating "loopholes" for the most gullible of viewers..."ghosts" mimicking the appearances and voices of the investigators...uh, okay...i mean, the dude who looks like the lead singer of Weezer couldn't even remember that they HAD JUST discussed this a couple of minutes later after supposedly having the "creepiest moment of his life"
"that ghost looked and sounded just like you. It must be mimicking us!"
and pretty much 95% of everything they say they experienced in the house...voices...happens when no one's filming or cameras happen to be "turned off"...and all that is "captured" on camera is a rocking chair moving and a supposed "possession" where the demon haunting the place seems to be "confused" about the place it's been inhabiting for the last hundred years...seriously, what the f---
supposedly, this is the actual location that the movie "The Conjuring" is based on...if you saw that movie, you know those ghosts f'ed up a lot of people and made everyone in the house's lives a literal living hell...WELL...not here...here, you get "demons" and "ghosts" who do the VERY BARE MINIMUM of anything "paranormal"...in the movie, you see people getting possessed and thrown across the room and entities coming in and out of closets and clapping right next to people in the dark...HERE...oh, we're just going to rock this chair a little and repeatedly tell you to leave (in the investigators' voices because, well, mimicking)
basically, this is the type of movie that REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wants you to "oh" and "ah" and get chills at everything they're presenting...but, all you end up feeling is bored and putting on your "Conjuring" blu-rays instead.
"that ghost looked and sounded just like you. It must be mimicking us!"
and pretty much 95% of everything they say they experienced in the house...voices...happens when no one's filming or cameras happen to be "turned off"...and all that is "captured" on camera is a rocking chair moving and a supposed "possession" where the demon haunting the place seems to be "confused" about the place it's been inhabiting for the last hundred years...seriously, what the f---
supposedly, this is the actual location that the movie "The Conjuring" is based on...if you saw that movie, you know those ghosts f'ed up a lot of people and made everyone in the house's lives a literal living hell...WELL...not here...here, you get "demons" and "ghosts" who do the VERY BARE MINIMUM of anything "paranormal"...in the movie, you see people getting possessed and thrown across the room and entities coming in and out of closets and clapping right next to people in the dark...HERE...oh, we're just going to rock this chair a little and repeatedly tell you to leave (in the investigators' voices because, well, mimicking)
basically, this is the type of movie that REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wants you to "oh" and "ah" and get chills at everything they're presenting...but, all you end up feeling is bored and putting on your "Conjuring" blu-rays instead.