The Family Stallone (2023– )
3/10
well...
18 May 2023
.... just seems like a way for Sly to fast-track some "celebrity" for all three daughters at once.

It's akin to the Kardashian show... or any of the "real housewives" shows... etc... If that's what you like, you will probably like this. Although I will state that the "mental stability" and maturity of the Stallone family appears to be at a much higher level than the other shows I've mentioned.

I did find the second episode funny.. .all the talk about being an overprotective father.. but then essentially creating a show that, at its core, is merely objectifying all three of his daughters at the same time. CLEARLY there's the ulterior motive of getting the daughters "known" more.

I guess "fame" is REALLY important to some people and if you can get that nepotism push, why not use it. After all "Hollywood" isn't about talent or skill 99% of the time.. it's about who your family is and if they can use their celebrity to get you hired. Here's a great example.

What's really striking about this is show is how NONE of the Stallones seem to realize just how much "privilege" they are provided.

It's actually kind of funny.. all the "problems" they face are relatively insignificant and only seem "troubling" because something as a MINOR impact on some expensive outing. It's really quite hilarious... they don't have an real life worries so they conjure up some pointless drama and have some sort of emotional reaction to fabricated "problems".

I've seen Tulsa King... Sophia's performance was NOT that great... and her last name is "Stallone" the star of Tulsa King is a Stallone... and yet they all repeatedly act and state that "she got the part on her own." Really? Being the daughter of the primary star had no baring? Really? Are they really that blind???

Stand up and be loud and boisterous in a restaurant.. everyone just laughs it off.. if a non-celebrity were to do such a thing, after a moment or two, then'd be "disturbing other diners" and they be asked to stop, asked to leave, or the police would be called.

And the fact that each episode shows the women in bathing suits.. short shorts, etc.. yeah... none of that has anything to do with WHY this is a series, right? (Admittedly they are all very attractive, so this just plays into the objectification of them all.)

Or marrying someone more than 20 years your junior... yeah .... that happens every day. I've lost count of the 75 years olds I've met with 50 year old wives..... surely that has NOTHING to do with wealth and fame... come on!

The ENTIRE family takes a vacation to Rome.. and oh NO! Someone has a headache!!! Ain't it horrible! I mean seriously....

I fear all these young women would just wither quickly if they did not have the safety and security of a multi-million dollar father. One thing is certain.. they aren't prepared to actually deal with real life and will rely on their privilege. I can't blame then.. hell I'd do the same if it were possible.

I fear "Hollywood" causes brain rot.. or at least common sense rot.
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