Also known as Kickboxing Connection, Ninja Boxing Cop and Ninja Connection 2, Ninja Champion starts with Rose (Nancy Chang) being assaulted by clowns over the opening credits. If you can get past that, then nothing can stop you in this movie. Because soon, her husband George (Roger Lam) leaves her, as he feels that she's been tainted and almost instantly gets married.
Yet he can't forget her. And his Interpol partner, Donald (Bruce Baron) - from completely new footage, as yes, this is a Godfrey Ho film - promises to watch out for her. But because George has a license to kill, he should probably keep close tabs and do the killing for her, as it looks. Like Rose is going for revenge.
By the way, Bruce Baron has just as wild of a movie career as another Godfrey Ho star, Richard Harrison (don't worry, he's in this). After graduating from Cornell, he appeared in forty movies, including Code Name: Wild Geese, The Atlantis Interceptors, Fireback and many more.
Rose starts by poisoning one of her nipples and drowning the "Boxing Champion of Asia" in the bathtub. All of the Rose and George footage is from the Korean revengeomatic Poisonous Rose Stripping The Night. But Godfrey Ho goes harder than ever in this one, bringing back footage of Richard Harrison from Ninja Terminator and yes, he's calling in on a Garfield telephone.
Oh yeah - Rose also cuts off the dick of almost every man she kills.
And George falls for a diamond smuggler named Jenny.
Trust me, that pays off in a way that you may not see coming.
There are also plenty of ninjas doing tricks with swords and hoops, as well as a final battle that takes place on the monkey bars of what I can only imagine is the playground of Godfrey Ho's kids' grade school. Well, a ninja just died on it and they left his body to rot.
Also I am a fan of the mentally challenged bald guy who ends up helping the good guys and George's absolutely insane off-color Michael Jackson jacket. Hills uses to sell the black and white one along with the black and red and I always wondered, "Who would buy the jacket Michael didn't wear for the very same price?"
It was George, the same guy who told his new wife to take a cold shower and go rent someone to make love to her, because he wasn't interested. The guy who left a woman who was the victim of triple ninja clown rape. You know. The hero of Ninja Champion.
This movie is just packed with stolen music, the true joy of any ninja. We're got Jean-Michel Jarre's "Second Rendez Vouz," "Third Rendez Vouz," "Fifth Rendez Vouz" and "Ethnicolor;" {ink Flord's "On the Run;" The Michael Schenker Group's "Into the Arena," Andrew Poppy's "The Object Is a Hungry Wolf" and "Listening In;" ZZ Top's "Sleeping Bag;" Kraftwerk's "Trans Europe Express;" a track by Oscar; "Stereotomy" and "Where's the Walrus?" by The Alan Parsons Project; "Junku" by Herbie Hancock; two songs from the soundtrack to Armored Trooper Votoms; "Ain't I Cute" by Japanese synth artist Osamu Shoji; "Voyeur" by Hubert Kah; a song from the Japanese show Ultra Q; a song from the anime The Unchallengeable Daitarn 3; "Bois de Boulogne (Paris)," "Thru Metamorphic Rock," "Diamond Diary" and "Lana" - which is from Risky Business - by Tangerine Dream and "The Other Side of Time" by French space disco artist Roland Romanelli.
I mean, this movie starts off with a remixed Star Wars theme, as if it is ready to announce to the world that copyright infringement is your best entertainment value.
Yet he can't forget her. And his Interpol partner, Donald (Bruce Baron) - from completely new footage, as yes, this is a Godfrey Ho film - promises to watch out for her. But because George has a license to kill, he should probably keep close tabs and do the killing for her, as it looks. Like Rose is going for revenge.
By the way, Bruce Baron has just as wild of a movie career as another Godfrey Ho star, Richard Harrison (don't worry, he's in this). After graduating from Cornell, he appeared in forty movies, including Code Name: Wild Geese, The Atlantis Interceptors, Fireback and many more.
Rose starts by poisoning one of her nipples and drowning the "Boxing Champion of Asia" in the bathtub. All of the Rose and George footage is from the Korean revengeomatic Poisonous Rose Stripping The Night. But Godfrey Ho goes harder than ever in this one, bringing back footage of Richard Harrison from Ninja Terminator and yes, he's calling in on a Garfield telephone.
Oh yeah - Rose also cuts off the dick of almost every man she kills.
And George falls for a diamond smuggler named Jenny.
Trust me, that pays off in a way that you may not see coming.
There are also plenty of ninjas doing tricks with swords and hoops, as well as a final battle that takes place on the monkey bars of what I can only imagine is the playground of Godfrey Ho's kids' grade school. Well, a ninja just died on it and they left his body to rot.
Also I am a fan of the mentally challenged bald guy who ends up helping the good guys and George's absolutely insane off-color Michael Jackson jacket. Hills uses to sell the black and white one along with the black and red and I always wondered, "Who would buy the jacket Michael didn't wear for the very same price?"
It was George, the same guy who told his new wife to take a cold shower and go rent someone to make love to her, because he wasn't interested. The guy who left a woman who was the victim of triple ninja clown rape. You know. The hero of Ninja Champion.
This movie is just packed with stolen music, the true joy of any ninja. We're got Jean-Michel Jarre's "Second Rendez Vouz," "Third Rendez Vouz," "Fifth Rendez Vouz" and "Ethnicolor;" {ink Flord's "On the Run;" The Michael Schenker Group's "Into the Arena," Andrew Poppy's "The Object Is a Hungry Wolf" and "Listening In;" ZZ Top's "Sleeping Bag;" Kraftwerk's "Trans Europe Express;" a track by Oscar; "Stereotomy" and "Where's the Walrus?" by The Alan Parsons Project; "Junku" by Herbie Hancock; two songs from the soundtrack to Armored Trooper Votoms; "Ain't I Cute" by Japanese synth artist Osamu Shoji; "Voyeur" by Hubert Kah; a song from the Japanese show Ultra Q; a song from the anime The Unchallengeable Daitarn 3; "Bois de Boulogne (Paris)," "Thru Metamorphic Rock," "Diamond Diary" and "Lana" - which is from Risky Business - by Tangerine Dream and "The Other Side of Time" by French space disco artist Roland Romanelli.
I mean, this movie starts off with a remixed Star Wars theme, as if it is ready to announce to the world that copyright infringement is your best entertainment value.