George asks for money for a charity instead of a Christmas present. Of course, there is no such charity and he gets busted. To recover, he resurrects a made up holiday his father created: Festivus. For the rest of us! Kramer returns to work at a bagel shop he struck many years ago. He is insufferable. Elaine gives a phony telephone number to a guy but writes it on one of those cards where if you buy 24 subs you get a free one. She goes on a crazy quest to get the card back because she is one short. Jerry goes out with a girl who is beautiful one moment and vicious looking the next. Ridiculous premise, but it is Seinfeld.