Tin & Tina (2023)
1/10
Wanted to give 1/2 star...
4 June 2023
Warning: Spoilers
What a piss-poor movie, but like I always say... the cast and crew got a payday.

Kill the family dog?

No problem. Kids being kids.

Tie Mom to the bed prepped for some injection?

No problem. Kids having creative family time.

Storage box of crucifixes and other religious items?

No problem. Kids need a hobby.

See God by suffocating your sibling?

No problem. Kids were just playing.

This film is a total mess, poorly acted and terribly written.

Husband on fire...crawls to the front door...becomes even more of a walking blaze as he stumbles into the living room and doesn't she say "Keep out!"? Or some such line. So why does he burst into uncontrollable flames?

Oh, yes...how could I forget the "baby baptism".

This is an example of the way Netflix spends a-gazillion dollars for filmmakers to showcase crap.
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