What was the point of this movie? Lady catches her boyfriend cheating and injects him with the newest virus VIA HIS P3NIS?!?! Lady he's cheating with conspires to lock girlfriend in stasis basically. Girlfriend escapes, becomes..........robot? Oh! And the "cure" for this virus is colloidal gold. As if doomsday peppers wouldn't already have had some on hand. That's like saying SARS can be cured with onions. . Nothing was explained, nothing was resolved, Michael ironside appears for LITERALLY only about 90 seconds, and all the characters except the kids are unlikeable. This film made NO SENSE and I suggest avoiding it at all costs.
Review of Tin Can
