Transmutators (2007)
10/10
LITERALLY the greatest movie ever! EVER!!! EVER MADE!!!
1 July 2023
Warning: Spoilers
I am one to consider myself a "film enthusiast." I have seen some pretty good movies. I've also seen some pretty terrible ones. But this is literally the greatest piece of cinema I have ever had the pleasure and fortune to stumble upon. It makes movies like "the Godfather" or "Avengers: Infinity War" look like low-budget student films from some guy named Steve.

This movie had me crying not only tears of sadness, but also immense joy. More than anything else though, tears of confusion. This movie is beyond human comprehension. There is no other film in existence that can compare to this film. It has left me feeling ALL of the emotions. ALL of them. Eat your heart out "Inside Out."

Some haters may say, "This is a Transformers ripoff." Not so, in fact, this movie inspired Transformers. Transformers is a ripoff of Transmutators. Sure, it may have come out 20 years after Transformers, but nevertheless. This movie must have been in production for at least 30 years with how incredible it was. So therefore, Transformers ripped it off first. For example, in "Transformers," the uninspired team behind it had to replace the Mutant villains from Transmutators with the generic Decepticons. And replaced the uniquely-named Hades with the boring, bland Megatron. They also replaced the amazing action hero Christos with the lame, meek Optimus Prime. And the cool, epic, cool guy Angelo with the cowardly Bumblebee. Everything Transformers ever did, Transmutators did better and first.

To finish off this review, I have but one more thing to say. Gina's power is utterly useless and the ONLY, I repeat ONLY flaw with this movie.

Watch this cinematic masterpiece as soon as feasibly possible. It is free on YouTube and Tubi. You have no excuses. It will change your life, as it has mine.
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