One calm and not so dark night i was lookin through ol' reliable TUBI for some Great watches like i usually do. Which I Always find the greats Like Big freakin' snake, a great movie. And Clowntergeist and murdlecycle, all great movies i reccomend. As i was saying, I then came across a movie so fantastical, that went by the name of, "Spooky house." I thought to myself, This movie cant be THAT scary, But boy oh boy i had underestamated this movie like Moist critikal did the Men in black animated TV show. I then said, "Its game On then." in a whispering tone like the main character from cowboys VS dinosuars did when he said, "cup of coffee." I WAS READY. Or so i thought i was. I clicked play and i suddenly began having chest pulpatations, which usually means im in for a decent scare, but Spooky house is not some usual scare. This movie left a mark on me that i can never remove like the time when I crashed on my bike as a child. So if you "tough guys" are looking at this review wondering if im being serious, Well you clench them cheecks and buckle up because im not even MENTIONED the part where WILLIAM AFTON from the five nights at candys comes out and threaten you ON STAGE like a middle school band concert. I didnt this movie would be HALF AS SCARY as the ENDING FROM SPOOKY BUDDIES where butterball launches a missle into the halloween hounds face while making the most disturbing sound i've ever heard on a kids movie. But I WAS WRONG. 15 minutes in and i was already sweating like R kelly in a disney ad. Then it happened, I was jumpscared 25 times in the course of 4 seconds, which is no big deal for me but some l*berals snowflakes might find it disturbing. But then, I literally threw my generic popcorn that was inside my red and white disneymovie bag that said "popcorn" in large bubble letters IN the air when Springtrap AKA freddy fazberington from freddy fazbear ultimate custom night said "Its time to spring the trap" which might have been a little too much for me. But what the flip would you do in a situation like that! I walked into this movie as a frial skinny little boy and walked out a strong man. I couldnt sleep for a MONTH and am just now recovering. I debated even writing this review because it would remind me of the horrors I saw watching this movie.
Review of Spooky House
