I did not care about anything in this movie that wasn't an action scene but even then the action scenes were pretty corny and honestly? Pretty cringy, even if it was intentionally corny.
The fanservice was just bad, it wasn't sexy in any way and that's not to say the women weren't pretty but none of these three women had personality at all, which made it hard to care when anything did happen.
It's just very early 2000s which i wasn't surprised about but i still was not a fan of it, and look, i know people are gonna disagree with me i actually prefer the 2019 movie more even if i didn't love it either, at least that one had enjoyable moments.
This also had... questionable moments to say the least, moments that would not fly today, like a white woman disguising herself as a black man, asian stereotypes and such.
Also I'll say it, Chad was the best part of the movie but he was barely in it so... yeah, and yes i know it sounds like i hate about this movie quite a lot but it's not *that* awful, it's definitely not great but not awful, it's a dumb 2000s action movie i'm probably gonna forget about.
The fanservice was just bad, it wasn't sexy in any way and that's not to say the women weren't pretty but none of these three women had personality at all, which made it hard to care when anything did happen.
It's just very early 2000s which i wasn't surprised about but i still was not a fan of it, and look, i know people are gonna disagree with me i actually prefer the 2019 movie more even if i didn't love it either, at least that one had enjoyable moments.
This also had... questionable moments to say the least, moments that would not fly today, like a white woman disguising herself as a black man, asian stereotypes and such.
Also I'll say it, Chad was the best part of the movie but he was barely in it so... yeah, and yes i know it sounds like i hate about this movie quite a lot but it's not *that* awful, it's definitely not great but not awful, it's a dumb 2000s action movie i'm probably gonna forget about.