2/10
The Plan Nine of Rock Films
12 August 2023
Every rock group or performer seems to try their hand at films. Kiss turned out one of the worst films of all time. Worse than Zeppelin's Song Remains the Same. Worse than the Stones's Let's Spend the Night Together. Even worse than Mariah's Glitter. Yes, THAT bad.

It really is a Plan Nine level of awfulness, everything about the film the worst it could possibly be.

Bad unintentionally funny dialog? Yes.

Embarrassment for all involved? Yes.

Sucking otherwise good actors like Zerbe into this? Yes.

Z grade special FX? Yes.

Plot, action, and storyline making zero sense? Yes.

Small town middle school level acting skill from the newcomers? Even though one of them, Simmons, mostly just growls. Yes.

Even the biggest fans of the group only watch it to laugh at how bad it is. You will too. It's as funny as Plan Nine or Trolls 2.
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