Blind Waters (2023)
2/10
Another one in the Tubiverse
12 August 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Mkay, so yea this was uuum typical. And I'm questioning...

1. You, Coastguard, get a call about being stranded. You really have no idea who you're talking to just know someone needs help. Your crew tells you they found a boat with the captain dead. When you speak back to the ones who need help, you automatically assume their in danger from a stranger. What if they were the real killers and now you've alerted them you know there's a killer? It's easier for them to pin it on said stranger. Even though it's not what happened, my point is, no sensible officer of any unit would do that. Everyone is guilty until further proven innocent.

2. Your leg gets tore up by a shark. Within minutes your pain seems to have disappeared. You reach the island and are walking like it's nothing. And then you come up with a plan to get the boat off of the rocks and somehow were able to run and swim to said boat. You even went back to get your fiancé, yet you couldn't swim to the rocks with her during the initial attempt to get to the island.

3. How did it get dark so quickly. It was literally seconds when she got off the phone and now we're on the boat trying to fix it and it's dark....what?

4. You concoct a plan to lure the shark in so it can help you pull the boat. There's a half eaten dead body being offered up as bait and you turn it down? So what else are you going to use? Rocks? Yourselves? I'm so sick of these movie scripts being written with these ridiculous non-sensible morals during a time of fight or flight.

I have more questions but don't care to keep going. I didn't care if the shark got every single one of them nor did I care if their characters drowned or anything. Acting was ok. If you're anything like me, and enjoy low budgets and just passing time watching them, go ahead and enjoy. It's not an a nor b list though I wouldn't put it in my z category. It's a c for sure, so you know what to expect. Take heed to the so far two reviews.
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