Review of Fire Island

Fire Island (2023)
1/10
Absolute trash.
21 August 2023
Warning: Spoilers
It's been a while since I've said, 'what...what?," so many times in 83 minutes. The characters were annoying, and using Timothy Murphy as a 'red herring' was completely pointless; you knew immediately that's all he was there for.

The actual killer was SUPER obvious as soon as he shows up in the bar. His reasoning for killing people made NO sense whatsoever and he never had any interaction with anyone in the group (or anyone else I'm guessing) except for some unhinged looks towards the kid from Gossip Girl.

The dialogue was a mess too; at one point one of the girls randomly says 'where'd he go?," and I said out loud, "Where did WHO go? Who tf is she talking about?" Apparently it was her boyfriend she was inquiring about, but it's not clear.

The cut scenes are waaaay too long for as short as this awful movie is.

Also, why even bother including COVID in this -- just to explain away the lack of people? Stupid.

Skip this trash film.
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