3/10
The most incompetent crew of sailors ever.
30 August 2023
Warning: Spoilers
All of the livestock are killed, time to make port so you can restock your food, right? Nope, just keep going, cuz you need that bonus check.

A stow away tells you there is a demon on board, and 2 of the crew members see it with their own eyes. Time to make a pit stop at any of the number of ports in the Mediterranean, right? Nope, just keep going, cuz you need that bonus check.

2 crew members are murdered, and one is barely alive with bite marks on all their necks. Time to haul ass to the closest port along the coast of Europe, right? Nope, just keep going, cuz you need those bonus checks.

Now the captain writes in his journal that "We can't turn back now, England is the closest port". To which I would say, have you ever looked at a map of Europe? They sailed through the entire Mediterranean, through the Strait of Gibraltar where you could literally spit and hit land, and even after that, England is NEVER the closest port until you actually arrive there. Spain, Portugal, France....they are all closer.

These are the most incompetent sailors in the history of the world, and deserved to all have their blood sucked dry.
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