I gave this a 1, but that was purely for its comedy value. It makes a Danny Dyer boxed set look like the collected works of Shakespeare. This either drags down (or elevates - take your pick) hilariously awful films to a new level (or nadir - take your pick). There are few words capable of adequately summarising this steaming pile of excrescence, to the extent that I can only say that, much to my personal shame, I had a fascinated compulsion to keep watching to the end, just to see what further depths to which it could plummet. Perhaps that was the sole intention. An exceptional film. :-D
Whoever wrote the script deserves a special mention.
Whoever wrote the script deserves a special mention.