For my 1000th review on this site, I have chosen one of the best-known so-bad-it's-good movies. Unfortunately, I wasn't into it. I can't even recommend it to friends who enjoy unintentionally funny films, because I didn't really get any entertainment out of sitting through it. It does many of the goofy things that poorly made low budget movies do, and it even gets sleazier than most, but none of it was fun to watch. It's pointless to complain about problems like the pacing; lots of bad movies have scenes that go on too long, or sequences that are more boring than entertaining, but some of them still have redeeming value. For me, this one didn't. Maybe the first death scene was bearable, but the rest just felt like it was being repeated over and over. I would rate The Nail Gun Massacre as being totally skippable.
Review of The Nail Gun Massacre
