I actually felt sorry for the so called actors in this putrid mess of a movie. Right from the start we had characters who were not only miscast but possessed no acting talent in the least. You'll see what I mean. Apologizing for a mess that isn't there. I'm not sure why the budget didn't allow for a light bulb in the room at the beginning. But hey, they were the right color so never mind, right? Anyway, the absurdity just keeps getting piled on until you're beaten into a mindless acceptance that this thing is simply not going to improve. I guess the one star could go to the scenery, but they even failed to capture the majesty of the setting. It's possible you've seen worse movies. Personally, I have not.
Review of Nowhere Alaska
