Review of Triassic Hunt

Triassic Hunt (2021)
4/10
3 more years training, lead actor could qualify as a mail carrier
25 November 2023
He'd only lose 10% of the mail. If Dino eats lead male before he says a word, then this movie would rate 7 or 8, but he lives and his delivery of the script is as talented as a red eyed mailman delivering Christmas packages. Dinosaurs are integrated well into the film, sad that the lighter the actor, the quicker they become munchies. I should've died a long time before Have pity on a dinosaur hand me my hat Excuse me man, but where's the door? Used to be I had a lotta fun in this old hangout We'd get stoned at the jukebox and stay out of fights Now and then we'd light a little smoke in the truck out back Aww, then a little old Jim Beam and we'd get right And you know these flashing lights sure make me dizzy And this disco's very strange to my ear It looks like they've turned the longhorn into a spaceship And I'll be leaving just as soon as I finish this beer.
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