Review of Croc!

Croc! (2022)
1/10
The most clumsiest people on Earth
8 December 2023
Warning: Spoilers
This movie is not good and not in a funny not good way.

The first 10 minutes are like soft porn. The dialogue is a cringefest.

Then we see the wedding party show up and the women all look like they are from Benny Hiil skit or the Carry On films.

The crocs are bad CGI, but honestly, I can deal with bad CGI if the acting wasn't so horrendous. No one knows how to run. They all fall down and can't see to get up, scrambling on their hands and knees screaming.

And of course when a couple of women run into the pool area, one of them just HAS to fall in the pool. The croc jumps in on the opposite side of the pool and somehow the woman is swimming in the middle of the pool.

How can you not out run a croc on land?????? And how are these crocs leaping at people on dry land???

Also did I miss something or is there a reason nobody can just get to their cars and drive away?
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