The Eve (I) (2015)
1/10
Hilariously awful
14 December 2023
Warning: Spoilers
If you want to watch a film and pick up some tips on how to make a laughable horror movie with a couple of bucks and a cast that couldn't act to save their lives, well, this is for you. 😘

I loved the way they found a dead body on the beach on a cold but fairly nice day. No blood, no wounds, no nothing, so they high tail it back to the cabin to phone the emergency services. This is after previously stating that there are no phones at the cabin. Suddenly after running back to the cabin, day has miraculously turned into night. 😬 Maybe they took a wrong turn and ran around the island 5 or 6 times.

Now, no crap horror movie would be complete without some woman running around and falling over, phone don't work and car won't start. Cliche after cliche.

Do yourself a favour and give this one a miss. There's not even a smidgen of a story or any kind of a plot. My score. 7 out of 456 billion.
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