I, Portrait (2021)
2/10
Appalling!
14 January 2024
I really don't know how anyone found the money to make this abomination, obviously some government funding was involved !

The 'acting' is dreadful, so forced and unnatural it's beyond belief!

The only saving grace is the gratuitous nude sex scene which sadly is too short!

Just wait for the 'musical interlude' it's hilarious with all the close ups of the audience, diabolically bad and embarrassing!

Next scene to watch for is the scrag fight, oh man it's hilarious, punches thrown in slow motion that never connect, fantastically bad in every way!

Now, the object of this pair of gorgeous women's carnal desire is Mr Average, so unattractive and ordinary it beggars belief!

The best thing about this film is the female protagonist, she's smoking hot, can't act for dhit, but still hot!

Watch it for a laugh 👍
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