Review of Castaways

Castaways (2023)
2/10
Proof That We're Getting Dumber
19 January 2024
Warning: Spoilers
I am appalled that something like this can get greenlit, but then this IS really just another in a long line of absurdly dumb movies that seem to be overwhelming MOD streaming platforms lately. Every facet of this film is proof that we're collectively getting dumber and dumber as a society.

Someone actually wrote a script that featured a protagonist who immediately started doing push ups in a boat the moment a storm set in, as if that would somehow prepare her for an impending shipwreck.

Then they created a tiny tropical island, well populated with various forms of fruit, coconuts, fish, fresh water, and of course random stuff that occasionally washes ashore, because if we've learned anything from Gilligan's Island...

The leads appear to be escapees from the phone case kiosk at the Del Amo Fashion Center whose characters predictably fall in love because if we've learned anything from Blue Lagoon...
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