This movie is an absolute trainwreck. I thought it was a p*rno based on the cheesy lines and total lack of commitment to the characters, BUT IT'S NOT. If you want to feel better about yourself, watch this movie immediately and you will walk away seeing how bad things really could be. 10 stars because it's so bad it's entertaining. Would recommend you watch while inebriated. And if you watch it with friends, come with your absolute best roasts, because you'll have the opportunity to use them all. There is definitely a place in this world for entertaining drivel, and this movie carries the banner.
Review of Witness Unprotected
