I rarely give a one-star rating but 90210 Shark Attack deserves even less than that. I watched this on YouTube and did not expect much from it but because of its 72 minute running time I gave it a look. I will include spoilers because you really can't get the feel of how bad this is without giving away some of the action, as it were. The 90210 obviously was playing on the old TV series that focused a lot on scantily clad bodies. First, these are supposed to be High School students but they all looked much older. In fact one of the students was 34 years old when this was made. Then there is an overly long scene when this nerdy girl admires a stud swimming in the pool and it shifts between the closeup look of her face and his swimming for much too long. There is no real horror here except for the heads of the others getting chomped off by Alyssa, whose father was a big name ocean anthropologist, and who turns into a semi-shark when she gets excited. You don't really know about this until the end and then there is no exposition as to what happens next? Does she go on her murderous ways? Does she kill herself? Who knows, and most of all, who care?
Review of 90210 Shark Attack
