Review of Super Bowl LVIII

. . . a lot of people singing. Variety shows such as He Ha and Ed Sullivan often suffer from an uneven quality of content. While you may get The Beatles or Elvis on some episodes, you're more likely to be stuck with dudes twirling plates atop poles and people trying to play musical spoons or saw blades. This pretty much sums up the overall make-up of SUPER BOWL 58. Though a panel of so-called "talking heads," alleged to be grid iron experts, seemed ubiquitous, most of them were not even sharp enough to correctly predict the game's outcome. The athletic contest itself packed about five minutes of action into it four-hour-plus running time. Audience consensus found the TV ads to be a general disappointment, with the renown Clydesdale horses being on-screen for less than half a minute. It's likely even the players involved will fall asleep if forced to watch video replays of this fiasco.