I posted a "The Lost City" review when the movie came out only to have it removed. I guess I was too harsh for some, so I'll clean it up.
The movie sucked.
A popular novelist named Loretta Sage (Sandra Bullock) was kidnapped by a rich bad guy named Abigail Fairfax (Daniel Radcliffe). Apparently the typical rich bad guy needed Loretta to find the mcguffin.
Trying to save Loretta, though he was ill-equipped mentally and otherwise, was Alan (Channing Tatum), the cover model for her romance novels. The most qualified to save her, Jack Trainer (Brad Pitt), was killed almost immediately.
Through their adventure Alan proves his nobility and worthiness. Loretta drags out a joke about the size of his johnson (he had to disrobe for her to remove leeches from his lower body), and other things happen that I was supposed to laugh at.
The movie was wack. Put it this way. It was so bad I left the theater to catch up on the news of Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars.
The movie sucked.
A popular novelist named Loretta Sage (Sandra Bullock) was kidnapped by a rich bad guy named Abigail Fairfax (Daniel Radcliffe). Apparently the typical rich bad guy needed Loretta to find the mcguffin.
Trying to save Loretta, though he was ill-equipped mentally and otherwise, was Alan (Channing Tatum), the cover model for her romance novels. The most qualified to save her, Jack Trainer (Brad Pitt), was killed almost immediately.
Through their adventure Alan proves his nobility and worthiness. Loretta drags out a joke about the size of his johnson (he had to disrobe for her to remove leeches from his lower body), and other things happen that I was supposed to laugh at.
The movie was wack. Put it this way. It was so bad I left the theater to catch up on the news of Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars.