This movie doesn't make a lot of sense. Characters randomly enter and exit the film, the plot just meanders along, and no one has any agency in this weird world to act like this is the least bit unusual.
What a weird film. The actors are all obviously adults, but are said to be in college. Okay, whatever. But then they all act like it's a high school?? They're learning how to use "has" vs "had" in a sentence. Pathetic.
All that I got from the plot was that the main guy wants to bone so terribly he sneaks into school to do it, but all the girls friends show up too since they have nothing better to do at all. No one acts like this is annoying or frustrating, they all just play party games with the comically large bag of weed one character brings and a single bottle of wine amongst the seven of them. Creepy hijinks happen, then eventually someone gets possessed and murders someone else. It's never truly explained how the possession happened or if the spirit had issues. Everybody acts like it's not a big deal, then the main guy dies. God (yes, they show a version of the big man), Himself, shows up to give the dude a second chance for who knows what reason since all he's done is try to bone. Redeemed, he heads back to earth and lives the movie over- learning the school custodian had the same thing happen on the ancient mansion burial grounds.
Sometimes the film wants to drive something home, but it always manages to be the part we get already. Yeah, there are seven pricks I have to keep track of. Yeah, there are seven sins. Yeah, the school is seventy years old or whatever- I get it, I'm bored. Let something happen!
Nothing happens in this movie. It feels like having to read Order of the Phoenix over and over again, taking detailed notes on how the fights are going. There's no payoff for all the mental energy juggling the plot in my head cost me. Save yourself the trouble.
What a weird film. The actors are all obviously adults, but are said to be in college. Okay, whatever. But then they all act like it's a high school?? They're learning how to use "has" vs "had" in a sentence. Pathetic.
All that I got from the plot was that the main guy wants to bone so terribly he sneaks into school to do it, but all the girls friends show up too since they have nothing better to do at all. No one acts like this is annoying or frustrating, they all just play party games with the comically large bag of weed one character brings and a single bottle of wine amongst the seven of them. Creepy hijinks happen, then eventually someone gets possessed and murders someone else. It's never truly explained how the possession happened or if the spirit had issues. Everybody acts like it's not a big deal, then the main guy dies. God (yes, they show a version of the big man), Himself, shows up to give the dude a second chance for who knows what reason since all he's done is try to bone. Redeemed, he heads back to earth and lives the movie over- learning the school custodian had the same thing happen on the ancient mansion burial grounds.
Sometimes the film wants to drive something home, but it always manages to be the part we get already. Yeah, there are seven pricks I have to keep track of. Yeah, there are seven sins. Yeah, the school is seventy years old or whatever- I get it, I'm bored. Let something happen!
Nothing happens in this movie. It feels like having to read Order of the Phoenix over and over again, taking detailed notes on how the fights are going. There's no payoff for all the mental energy juggling the plot in my head cost me. Save yourself the trouble.