Why does this movie exist? I thought it would be a comedy, maybe a parody of the source material? But no, 10 minutes in and have yet to see anything resembling comedy. It adds nothing to the original. Ian malcom (goldblums character) was a minor character in the original but takes center stage here, flexing for the camera, showing off how rich and famous he is, and narrates the entire movie but fails to tell one singular joke. You'd think he would at least TRY to be funny. This movie seems utterly pointless. It just reminds me that i would rather be watching the original.
They retconned samuel jacksons death in the film, too. His character apparently lives to the end to be a hero who reboots the park. As far as i can tell there was only one joke in the whole movie; a dinosaur steps on a lego, and it happened 15 min in to the 22 min feature. Pointless.
They retconned samuel jacksons death in the film, too. His character apparently lives to the end to be a hero who reboots the park. As far as i can tell there was only one joke in the whole movie; a dinosaur steps on a lego, and it happened 15 min in to the 22 min feature. Pointless.