What can you really say about a film that's success doomed us to nearly twenty further years of Marvel doom?
It's fine, it's passable entertainment. That's the plus points covered?
Is it any good? Gosh, no. It's drivel.
Gwyneth Paltrow is hands down the best thing in the film by a country mile.
It's overlong, it's overly loud, it seems to think it's the best thing since sliced bread - and while you can sit back and commend Marvel for creating a Cinematic Universe that spanned nearly a decade after this, that doesn't make this any better than it actually is.
I'm sure people will leap to slate my review, but it's my honest take on the film.
It's fine, it's passable entertainment. That's the plus points covered?
Is it any good? Gosh, no. It's drivel.
Gwyneth Paltrow is hands down the best thing in the film by a country mile.
It's overlong, it's overly loud, it seems to think it's the best thing since sliced bread - and while you can sit back and commend Marvel for creating a Cinematic Universe that spanned nearly a decade after this, that doesn't make this any better than it actually is.
I'm sure people will leap to slate my review, but it's my honest take on the film.