"I love rolls." I wish I could frolic on the beach. Instead I'm forced to toil in the mines. We're getting fancy with crane shots to introduce shots now. Doc is ready to romance Delta Burke. William Christopher, about to marry Doc's ex, is here to study Doc and learn what makes him such a great lover. You know he's going to get in the way of Doc's smooth moves. Judy's friend Beth is here. She's going through a divorce. Wouldn't you know it? She's got a secret! Beth is not interested in romance just yet (or is she?) Patrick Macnee is here with his niece Julia Duffy. She's a future lawyer. He's a jewel thief. Abby Dalton looks like Juliet Prowse. This one is completely without much in the way of interest. It gets all . . . Serious (no one wants that.) Delta isn't as much fun as last time. It's quite a comedown after Hurricane Charo. I like Isaac's Gondola Captain outfit. On Kafka's Love Boat Scale this episode gets 2 * out of a possible 4 *.
