This sometimes surreal movie tells the torrid tale of the tabloid International Star, a scandal sheet whose circulation has been going down for some time now. Somethings got to be done to turn things around, so the paper's owner/published Alyssa Jarreau turns to her top two reporters (Meekah and Randy Spears). She gives them the assignment to come up with a killer scoop within 24 hours and whoever doesn't find one is fired! The intrepid reporters go their separate ways, but soon end up pursuing the same case. It seems that folks have been having some seriously sensual sessions with a person they believe to be the still-alive Elvis!