3 infamous and extremely Intelligent Thieves set out to Locate and steal a priceless Mayan treasure. While on their expedition they are attacked and repeatedly harassed by a group of talking, criminal Rats. These Rats are lead and dictated by the "Big Rat" (who makes up all of the rules). The Rats are then tracked down and brutalized/killed by the Cat Police in an act of vehicular manslaughter. The entirety of the Earth, then explodes revealing that the Cats were actually members of an advanced alien race with technology and knowledge greater than we could possibly fathom.