On the set of a trashy daytime talk show (in the vein of Jerry Springer or Maury) we see what appears to be your typical DNA paternity test episode, where both of the men brought to the show by the pregnant woman refuse to claim the unborn child. Meanwhile our hero enters the building claiming he is the father of this unborn baby but is getting denied access to the studio at every turn but our hero will stop at nothing to get into that studio. Our hero makes his way from lobby to green room to studio uncovering the sadistic underbelly of this exploitative television show, saving cannibalistic children and leaving a bloody trail in his wake. He makes his way to the studio floor where, with the help of the freshly born baby, he has to go through the other two potential dads and the show host to get him and this baby out alive. They succeed but have to make one last stop, to the one pulling the strings, the director. The director is taken out swiftly and our hero and baby go on to live happily ever after.