we see our protagonist, the Greek god of fire, corbin bleu, slide across a doorway. He then proceeds to rush the camera and slide down onto his ashy knees (I imagine this is how he would propose to me :) ). This hunk of a being strums a few notes on his Nintendo DS before jumping back up in a move in a manner only he could do. Daddy then proceeds to dance around in his underwear, granting the audience a momentary glimpse at his swinging taint. The taint is very LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE and his slugger or his gobbler which i would love to slurp up and also squeeze the juices between my shiney white teeth. I wanna milk this brown cow forever, even if his name isn't bessie, I can still dream. i just wish i could stroke his long anaconda i just wanna grasp the python to make the venom come out and poison all of my cells, paralyzing me with his toxins. I dread the last two seconds of this masterpiece of advertising media. Once the guitar hero logo pops up it breaks my immersion by covering up the God's face. I will forever be torn between hating Eran Egozy and wanting to have him join in on the fun for allowing our god to be seen by the masses, but also for covering him up and threatening his existence. he is the reason why i wake up in the morning with some wood hes is one is a milllllllionnnnnnnnnnnnnnn he is the second coming he is corbin bleu I WANNA SHOVE HIS MEAT SCEPTER INSIDE OF ME AND BE FREE OF THIS MORTAL PLAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!