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To understand this film, you have to understand films in the early 1930s. Many of them were simplistic morality plays, and that's exactly what this is. And when I say simplistic, I mean simplistic.

The much-loved principal of a high school (no principal was ever this loved...and I say that as a retired principal myself) -- Miss Bayles (May Robson) -- attempts to close down a shady "candy store" where her students hang out. It may be sodas out front, but it's gambling in the back room, even for those underage. Miss Bayles opens her own business, but is soon closed down after a fight in her place of business. The school system fires her and takes away her pension. Who should step in? The President of the United States...a former student of hers. But, Miss Bayles never gets back her pension.

In today's world, this film is downright stodgy. So why view it? Well, it's nice to see a fine character actress like May Robson get top billing for a change, and she is interesting to watch. As noted in "Wikipedia", Robson was the earliest-born person to enjoy a major Hollywood career. She was also the earliest-born person to receive an Oscar nomination", although not for this film. The latter minutes of this film are as much a tear-jerker of a movie that I've ever seen.

And, this film was an early role for Fred MacMurray...his first CREDITED part. Alan Hale plays the shady store owner who turns out to have a heart of gold.

Aside from being incredibly stuffy, the biggest problem with this film is the improbability of the script. There are a few young Black actors in the film, and the way their parts were played would be another eyebrow-raiser today.

This is a pre-code film, and the one place that shows is when Fred MacMurray, an adult in the film, flirts very strongly with one of the high school girls. It would certainly raise eyebrows today.

Worth watching once as a sort of museum piece.

Set in a small town that may as well have sprung from the pages of Archie & Jughead comics, Mrs. Bayles is the venerable principal of the local high school. She's a kindly soul, dedicated above all to the education and welfare of her students. You can tell as she painstakingly tutors a cement-headed member of the football team in geometry.

There's one major bee in her bonnet, though; 'Click' Dade, who runs a gambling den out of the back room of his malt shop (yeah, you read that correctly...) Her own sleuthing turns up enough evidence for an indictment, but not a conviction. Outraged at her concern for the students, the school board issues her a stern warning. Still, she can't resist her urge to serve. When a shy, stuttering boy comes to her, Ms. Bayles tells him of another of her students, many years before. He, too, had been shy and teased by others, but he grew up to be *gasp* PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

Still fighting, the foxy old gal connives to beat Dade at his own game. In a heartwarming scene of good old-fashioned racism, a black student teaches Ms. Bayles how to shoot craps with loaded dice. She wins enough money from Dade to open her own malt shop (with a jazz band, no less), but a fistfight erupts, leading the school board to close her storefront and fire her from the school. She's packing her bags and getting ready to move on, when who should come in to save the day? Yes, Ms. Bayles former pupil, the Chief Executive himself who just happens to be rolling through town in a motorcade. The Prez delivers a lecture on the holy calling that is the life of an educator, and the film ends with the town cheering their Ms. Bayles.

Oh, yeah, and there's some stuff about some rich man's party girl daughter who has eyes for a local delivery driver (a young Fred MacMurray), but it's all rather plodding and stagy. Final word on "Grand Old Girl": Not aggressively bad but still not unique enough to be a true curiosity piece. You needn't go out of your way for it.

This is a terrible film that I watched simply because it starred the usually wonderful May Robson. I loved her crusty persona in other films but here she seemed pretty obnoxious and I hated so many elements in the film due to very, very shoddy writing. In fact, the film was downright embarrassing to watch at times--particularly (yuck) when the President came to town (which was reminiscent of the very wretched Presidential scene in OF HUMAN HEARTS--another film undone by schmaltziness and poor writing).

In this film, Robson is the overly-involved but nice principal of a high school (where most of the kids look about 25 years-old). She seems to know every kid and it's obvious she cares, but at times she's so stubborn and blind that she gives everyone who dislikes her plenty of ammunition to say she's gone senile!! Her big crusade is to try to shut down the local malt shop because she KNOWS it's a den of sin! Surprisingly, late in the film she's able to prove this is so--where under-age drinking and gambling occur in a hidden back room. YET DESPITE THIS, the police don't prosecute! And, when Robson opens her own hangout for kids, jerks come in and deliberately start a riot and the new hangout is shut down by the authorities! This makes no sense at all--a fight in her store results in its closure, and yet gambling and drinking by minors is okay?!?! Come off it, this makes no sense at all.

Additionally to several places where the film makes no sense (proving the writing was done by hacks), the film also is terribly offensive and gross in its treatment of Blacks. While I am usually one to look past this in old films (since it was just a product of the times), seeing a moon-eyed Black student behaving like a walking stereotype was very sad indeed. This was particularly awful when the young man sees dice and immediately he begins salivating and jumping for joy--illustrating the hurtful stereotype that all Black man wanted to do was shoot Craps. Sad indeed.

Overall, there's little to commend this film despite an occasionally funny performance by Robson. By the way, a young Fred MacMurray is also in the film, but considering he wasn't given much to do and that the film sucked so badly...who cares?! A terribly dated and ridiculous film that just isn't worth your time.

Did I really say "sucked"?

If you don't like sentimental movies, run from this but if you do like them you will no doubt be moved by a great performance by May Robson. Miss Robson, one of the 1930's most beloved character actresses, made 63 films and starred in about ten. GRAND OLD GIRL is one of those. The seventyish actress portrays Miss Bailes, a small town principal whose whole life is her students. In her 38 years of teaching, it seems she has taught practically the whole town including it's most famous graduate, the current (unnamed) President of the United States. Miss Bailes' concern for the welfare of her students goes beyond the classroom and for some somewhat unclear reasons, several of the town's leading businessmen and school board members have gotten tired of her meddling, presumably feeling it's hurting their businesses. When Miss Bailes opens a "wholesome" malt shop (as opposed to the one with a vice back room with gambling and booze that is run by her erstwhile student Alan Hale) a fight breaks out in the shop on opening night which incredibly is sufficient grounds for the townsmen to have the shop closed and the school board to send Miss Bailes packing from her beloved school. Learning of Miss Bailes' situation, the President (whose face is never seen) himself returns to town to comfort her and honor her in a speech in front of the awed townsfolk.

This little movie is a fine showcase for the always wonderful Miss Robson, here less incendiary than usual although a major butt-in-ski as normal. Her scenes at her last day at school are played as hearttuggers and they are highly effective. Beautiful 30's starlet Mary Carlisle is cast as one of the major problem children, a spoiled little rich girl and the very young Fred MacMurray (quite dashing in a working class way) has an early role as a delivery man unimpressed with Carlisle's methods. It's a particular treat to see Alan Hale in a rare non-period role as the town bad seed who isn't so bad after all but the supporting player who stands out the most is Etienne Girardot, an elderly character actor specializing in diminutive pretentious professor-types here cast as Miss Bailes' no nonsense, devoted vice principal.

The movie's ending is unintentionally haunting, Miss Bailes gets praised by the President but what will become of this old lady now that she has been pushed out before her reaching her pension. The new principal has already been hired and is set to start the next school day. The moral of the film almost becomes be of service to your community but don't go too far. Miss Bailes' fate is unclear, whatever will become of this truly grand old girl?